Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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