Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
The adults are the big ones right?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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