Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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