i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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