hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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