so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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