that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
he fucked my hip out of place.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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