yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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