saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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