I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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