Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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