if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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