JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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