dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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