you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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