We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just cropdusted the office
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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