I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
