have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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