We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
God, I missed his penis.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
