Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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