is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
This is my life. Enjoy the view
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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