everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Do plants get herpes?
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