Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
birth control should be required to get into college
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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