East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I bet he comes in French.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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