I wish I could punch you in the face.
you would pick up someone in the library
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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