Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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