no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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