Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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