I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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