Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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