Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My ass is underappreciated
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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