i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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