guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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