office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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