I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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