Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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