I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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