You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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