I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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