i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
