then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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