I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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