Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
of course. lets lasso hookers.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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