she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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