weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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