that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
50% drunk capacity currently
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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