let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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