I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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