Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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