I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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