Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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