I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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