I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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