I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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