every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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