I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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